Freeman's Mind： Episode 28-ZlAd-KK_T-s.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

#200:00:13,310→00:00:17,481

Arr, this scalawag be a right thorn in me side.

#300:00:17,481→00:00:18,682

Let it be known that--

#400:00:18,682→00:00:24,488

[coughing]

#500:00:24,488→00:00:26,657

Eh, okay, that's enough of that.

#600:00:26,657→00:00:29,226

I've got another 20 years and a lot of whiskey drinking

#700:00:29,226→00:00:31,328

before my voice sounds like that normally.

#800:00:31,328→00:00:33,764

No more piracy for me.

#900:00:33,764→00:00:35,165

So, do I still have problems?

#1000:00:36,033→00:00:37,267

I still have problems.

#1100:00:38,602→00:00:41,572

This sounds like a job for Ambassador Pineapple.

#1200:00:41,572→00:00:43,707

You'll be representing me on the floor.

#1300:00:43,707→00:00:45,809

Now, go out there and work your magic.

#1400:00:47,077→00:00:48,445

[explosion]

#1500:00:48,445→00:00:51,048

Oh, sounds like we came to a resolution.

#1600:00:51,782→00:00:53,784

Testing, one-two?

#1700:00:53,784→00:00:54,818

Testing.

#1800:00:55,719→00:00:58,088

Well, I'm glad everything worked out.

#1900:00:59,723→00:01:01,091

So, what's this?

#2000:01:01,091→00:01:01,959

"Surrender..."

#2100:01:01,959→00:01:03,894

Oh, shit!

#2200:01:03,894→00:01:06,096

They know my name!

#2300:01:06,096→00:01:08,465

Fuuuuuck!

#2400:01:08,465→00:01:10,634

This changes everything.

#2500:01:10,634→00:01:14,271

I can't just waltz out of here now; I'm wanted!

#2600:01:14,271→00:01:17,107

Dammit. My beard betrayed me!

#2700:01:17,107→00:01:20,978

They got an ID because I'm the only fucking scientist here with a beard.

#2800:01:20,978→00:01:23,113

If I'd gone with that stupid Einstein hair,

#2900:01:23,113→00:01:25,182

they wouldn't be able to pick me out from a lineup.

#3000:01:25,182→00:01:27,851

Okay, focus, focus.

#3100:01:27,851→00:01:30,120

The first objective is to not die.

#3200:01:30,120→00:01:31,855

That hasn't changed.

#3300:01:31,855→00:01:35,659

The second is...to not... detonate this missile, I guess.

#3400:01:35,659→00:01:36,560

HECU: Okay, mission...

#3500:01:36,560→00:01:39,196

Ah! God! Damn! Jesus! Fuck!

#3600:01:39,196→00:01:41,732

Yeah, I guess nothing's really changed, has it?

#3700:01:44,601→00:01:46,370

You dumb bastards.

#3800:01:46,370→00:01:49,573

This is the WRONG PLACE to lay an ambush.

#3900:01:49,573→00:01:51,875

You don't set explosive tripmines down

#4000:01:51,875→00:01:55,779

then start firing automatic weapons next to a missile, all right?

#4100:01:55,779→00:01:59,783

I understand you guys have hostility issues or whatever and want to kill me,

#4200:01:59,783→00:02:03,520

but regardless, I would think that weapons are the one thing

#4300:02:03,520→00:02:05,789

you jarheads might understand something about.

#4400:02:05,789→00:02:07,057

[metal groaning]

#4500:02:07,057→00:02:09,760

That's not a good sound.

#4600:02:09,760→00:02:10,861

I'm leaving.

#4700:02:11,862→00:02:15,032

This is suspiciously convenient.

#4800:02:15,032→00:02:19,803

I haven't been used to things going my way for quite a while now.

#4900:02:19,803→00:02:22,806

Hey, hey, maybe it's karmic balance.

#5000:02:22,806→00:02:25,976

Since now I know I have much bigger long-term problems,

#5100:02:25,976→00:02:28,178

I'll have less short-term ones.

#5200:02:29,246→00:02:33,183

No, lasers, aliens, I just flat-out have problems.

#5300:02:33,183→00:02:35,719

But I'm willing to share my problems.

#5400:02:39,189→00:02:41,625

See? Now we all have problems.

#5500:02:41,625→00:02:43,460

I really do have problems, though.

#5600:02:43,460→00:02:44,628

Oh, hey, a door.

#5700:02:44,628→00:02:46,863

Stop, stop, I command you.

#5800:02:48,165→00:02:48,699

Okay.

#5900:02:49,533→00:02:51,835

There's got to be some money in one of these rooms.

#6000:02:53,070→00:02:55,138

No, this is the wrong one.

#6100:02:55,906→00:02:58,108

Ah, thought you were sneaky, huh?

#6200:02:58,108→00:03:01,278

What the hell? Did it just shut the door on me?

#6300:03:01,278→00:03:03,180

But I'm a great salesman!

#6400:03:03,180→00:03:05,649

Hi! I'm selling these fine used bullets.

#6500:03:05,649→00:03:07,017

Free samples.

#6600:03:07,017→00:03:10,020

Oh, it looks like you already have some, from the looks of things.

#6700:03:10,020→00:03:10,854

But then why is there no--

#6800:03:10,854→00:03:12,089

[headcrab squeals]

#6900:03:12,089→00:03:13,490

Ah, the missus of the house!

#7000:03:13,490→00:03:14,958

Try some of our product.

#7100:03:15,659→00:03:17,561

This sale isn't going very well.

#7200:03:17,561→00:03:19,396

I'm just going to grab the ammo and leave.

#7300:03:19,396→00:03:21,665

It smells like a vomitorium in here.

#7400:03:21,665→00:03:24,101

Makes you wonder what the purpose of this room was.

#7500:03:24,101→00:03:26,403

I'm not even seeing a storage crate.

#7600:03:26,403→00:03:27,671

What's this?

#7700:03:27,671→00:03:29,573

"Yore Dead".

#7800:03:29,573→00:03:30,207

Wow.

#7900:03:30,607→00:03:32,776

I can't even make fun of that.

#8000:03:32,776→00:03:36,046

Military intelligence aside, how did they know I was going to be here?

#8100:03:36,046→00:03:37,114

This is a dead end.

#8200:03:37,581→00:03:39,983

Okay, that's it. No more side-paths.

#8300:03:39,983→00:03:42,252

It's not like I know where I'm going anyway,

#8400:03:42,252→00:03:45,889

but that security guy said I could take this track straight to the surface.

#8500:03:45,889→00:03:47,858

Now, I do know he's a liar,

#8600:03:47,858→00:03:50,594

but so far, he's said things that have been half-true.

#8700:03:50,594→00:03:52,062

Y'know, like the Devil.

#8800:03:52,062→00:03:56,500

So, statistically, it makes more sense to follow the advice of a half-liar,

#8900:03:56,500→00:03:59,536

versus making completely random decisions like I have been.

#9000:03:59,536→00:04:00,203

What is that?

#9100:04:00,804→00:04:02,439

JESUS CHRIST!

#9200:04:02,439→00:04:04,141

NEXT STOP: RIGHT HERE!

#9300:04:04,141→00:04:05,509

YOU CAN HAVE THE TRAM!

#9400:04:05,509→00:04:06,243

FUCK!

#9500:04:06,243→00:04:07,911

You just wrecked my train of thought.

#9600:04:07,911→00:04:09,980

Uh, I should turn my light off.

#9700:04:09,980→00:04:12,048

So, uh, are we cool now?

#9800:04:13,083→00:04:14,718

I don't think he sees me.

#9900:04:14,718→00:04:15,952

That's good, but I--OH!

#10000:04:18,989→00:04:20,357

I don't like how liberal this guy is

#10100:04:20,357→00:04:23,193

about firing rockets inside an underground tunnel.

#10200:04:23,193→00:04:25,562

He's playing Chicken Little and doesn't even know it.

#10300:04:28,365→00:04:30,634

I don't think this guy's got an architectural, engineering,

#10400:04:30,634→00:04:34,371

or even a geology degree to accurately assess the load-bearing stress of rock

#10500:04:34,371→00:04:35,505

that's on this tunnel.

#10600:04:39,209→00:04:41,077

Rocky the rocket ranger....

#10700:04:43,480→00:04:43,947

God!

#10800:04:44,581→00:04:47,818

You see, I have to kill you before you kill yourself!

#10900:04:48,185→00:04:49,085

And me!

#11000:04:51,922→00:04:54,858

Well, either that's a hit or he's a very good actor.

#11100:04:54,858→00:04:58,228

As long as he stays down, I don't think I need to do a confirmation kill.

#11200:04:58,228→00:05:00,564

I'm not at that phase in my life yet.

#11300:05:00,564→00:05:03,200

Okay, so how do I operate this thing?

#11400:05:03,200→00:05:04,701

I want to blow things up, too.

#11500:05:05,402→00:05:07,237

Oh, I think it's out of rockets.

#11600:05:08,505→00:05:10,841

Oh well, guess I'm walking now.

#11700:05:11,708→00:05:13,777

God-damned rocket launcher....

#11800:05:13,777→00:05:17,147

You know, everyone's always told me that I'm paranoid and I need to calm down.

#11900:05:17,147→00:05:18,014

But guess what?

#12000:05:18,315→00:05:19,616

I'm alive.

#12100:05:19,616→00:05:21,952

And everyone who said that is dead.

#12200:05:21,952→00:05:23,787

That's the ultimate proof that someone doesn't know

#12300:05:23,787→00:05:25,522

what the hell they're talking about.

#12400:05:25,522→00:05:28,959

"Follow my advice and you'll die just like me! Huh-heh!"

#12500:05:29,526→00:05:32,529

I have the US Military spray painting my name on a wall,

#12600:05:32,529→00:05:33,697

setting laser traps,

#12700:05:33,697→00:05:35,866

and firing a fucking rocket launcher at me,

#12800:05:35,866→00:05:38,802

and people have the gall to call me paranoid.

#12900:05:38,802→00:05:39,703

Fuck them!

#13000:05:39,703→00:05:41,004

Fuck everybody!

#13100:05:41,004→00:05:44,174

Anyone who doesn't listen to me deserves the fate they get!

#13200:05:44,174→00:05:46,243

I should kill everyone just on principle!

#13300:05:47,911→00:05:49,713

See, this is what I'm talking about!

#13400:05:51,081→00:05:54,150

"Aliens aren't invading, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

#13500:05:55,252→00:05:58,522

"The mailman's not spying on you, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

#13600:06:00,357→00:06:01,224

What else?

#13700:06:02,659→00:06:06,463

"There's no society of anthropomorphic frog people living in the sewer, Freeman.

#13800:06:06,463→00:06:07,964

"You're just being paranoid."

#13900:06:09,299→00:06:13,136

"Owls can't read your thoughts, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

#14000:06:15,205→00:06:18,408

Bet you wouldn't call me paranoid now if you were still alive.

#14100:06:18,408→00:06:21,945

How about expecting five monsters to ambush me, is that paranoid?

#14200:06:21,945→00:06:24,214

Oh, hey, that's nice, the tram stopped automatically.

#14300:06:25,048→00:06:28,852

Well, I'm not seeing any controls, but if this can ram a concrete divider,

#14400:06:28,852→00:06:31,288

then I'm sure it can handle a simple wooden gate.

#14500:06:31,288→00:06:32,722

I am unstoppable.

#14600:06:34,958→00:06:36,226

Oh, what the hell?

#14700:06:37,494→00:06:40,230

Something's tripping the brakes automatically.

#14800:06:40,230→00:06:41,698

Piece of crap.

#14900:06:41,698→00:06:42,532

Can I move this?

#15000:06:43,433→00:06:45,235

No, it's locked in there.

#15100:06:45,235→00:06:48,038

Well, I-- no, wait, wait, wait.

#15200:06:48,038→00:06:50,440

I bet the controls are down that hallway

#15300:06:50,440→00:06:53,777

and there are a truckload of soldiers waiting to shoot me.

#15400:06:53,777→00:06:55,946

I've done this dance before.

#15500:06:55,946→00:06:58,315

They can keep the damned tram.

#15600:06:58,315→00:07:00,550

I'm really not that attached to it.

#15700:07:00,550→00:07:03,053

I'm not like those Jabba the Hutt bastards

#15800:07:03,053→00:07:06,222

I see in Walmart scooting around in their motorized carts.

#15900:07:06,623→00:07:08,091

I can walk.

#16000:07:08,091→00:07:09,793

And seeing how these clowns operate,

#16100:07:09,793→00:07:13,964

I'm sure that concept alone is going to thwart their plans for a while.

#16200:07:13,964→00:07:17,100

I just hope they don't figure out that laser tripmines are more effective

#16300:07:17,100→00:07:19,002

when you can't see the beam.

#16400:07:19,002→00:07:20,270

That could cause me some problems.

#16500:07:20,270→00:07:23,106

HECU: Echo mission is go.

#16600:07:23,106→00:07:25,208

Oh, look who called it.

#16700:07:25,208→00:07:29,112

I think I've just saved myself and a lot of other people some trouble.

#16800:07:29,112→00:07:30,146

Let's see.

#16900:07:31,181→00:07:33,817

Oh, yeah, there he is.

#17000:07:33,817→00:07:35,485

He doesn't even see me.

#17100:07:35,485→00:07:37,821

HECU: Okay, control.

#17200:07:37,821→00:07:39,389

Yeah, look at him.

#17300:07:39,389→00:07:42,559

He is expecting me from that doorway.

#17400:07:42,559→00:07:44,294

Glad I didn't go that way.

#17500:07:44,294→00:07:46,563

So, wait, did I see another tram?

#17600:07:46,563→00:07:48,031

I did.

#17700:07:48,031→00:07:49,132

Where's this one go?

#17800:07:50,300→00:07:52,302

Ah, another gate.

#17900:07:52,302→00:07:54,104

So, the noise would alert this guy,

#18000:07:54,104→00:07:56,840

and I'd have a grand journey of about 30 feet.

#18100:07:56,840→00:07:57,841

I don't think so.

#18200:07:58,508→00:08:02,212

Hm, I really am bummed that they've identified me, though.

#18300:08:02,212→00:08:04,147

That means I'm a fugitive now.

#18400:08:04,147→00:08:06,616

So, they've probably frozen my bank accounts.

#18500:08:06,616→00:08:08,785

I need to get back to Massachusetts.

#18600:08:08,785→00:08:13,156

I have about $10,000 in gold buried in Harold Parker State Forest

#18700:08:13,156→00:08:16,793

that I put I there for exactly this kind of situation.

#18800:08:16,793→00:08:20,430

Now, I didn't anticipate I was going to get framed like this.

#18900:08:20,430→00:08:22,766

I put it there so in case I got caught embezzling,

#19000:08:22,766→00:08:24,968

I would have some sort of exit strategy.

#19100:08:24,968→00:08:28,271

Now, granted, $10,000 will only get me so far here.

#19200:08:28,271→00:08:32,542

But if I can make it to India, I can live like a king with that kind of money.

#19300:08:32,542→00:08:35,178

The American dollar goes a lot farther over there.

#19400:08:35,178→00:08:38,782

Maim apane na'e bhagavana hum. Mere se pahale ghutane.

#19500:08:38,782→00:08:40,717

I'm going to need a fake ID.

#19600:08:40,717→00:08:43,019

I'll check in with Eddie once I get out of here.

#19700:08:43,019→00:08:44,988

He can probably hook something up for me.

#19800:08:44,988→00:08:48,058

I'm going to need a car, too, but that shouldn't be too difficult.

#19900:08:48,158→00:08:50,627

I can just take some motorist hostage with my machine gun

#20000:08:50,627→00:08:52,295

and drive to Massachusetts that way.

#20100:08:52,829→00:08:54,230

Going to be a long drive.

#20200:08:54,330→00:08:55,732

HECU: Secure, sir.

#20300:08:55,732→00:08:56,833

Hm, I hear soldiers.

#20400:08:56,833→00:08:58,101

I'm not stopping here.

#20500:08:58,101→00:09:00,637

And look, there's another gate with no switch.

#20600:09:00,637→00:09:03,306

So, there really was no point to taking the--OH GOD!

#20700:09:03,306→00:09:05,742

[groaning, crying out]

#20800:09:05,742→00:09:07,177

Good, stay!

#20900:09:07,177→00:09:10,547

That sounds like a heavier caliber gun, and, while I admit I'm curious,

#21000:09:10,547→00:09:13,750

I really don't feel like another bullet-resistance test for this suit.

#21100:09:13,750→00:09:14,751

Ah-hah!

#21200:09:14,751→00:09:15,919

Elevator!

#21300:09:15,919→00:09:16,653

Yes!

#21400:09:16,653→00:09:19,589

[humming the conga]

#21500:09:19,589→00:09:22,592

Oh, my God, it goes up and it doesn't even snap!

#21600:09:22,592→00:09:23,760

This is amazing!

#21700:09:25,962→00:09:26,629

What?

#21800:09:27,931→00:09:29,199

Explosives.

#21900:09:29,699→00:09:30,300

Oh.

#22000:09:32,035→00:09:34,003

I should think about this for a minute.

#22100:09:37,474→00:09:40,210

You know, I'm really starting to think maybe this whole thing

#22200:09:40,210→00:09:41,934

isn't a rescue operation.